Succès de Payroll

You've been goofing off a lot.

You were the office hermit.

Hope it was worth it...

Read the entire quotes.

You spent a whole day goofing off.

Permanently hospitalized from eating too much bad stuff.

You were a slow worker.

You found the Goblin Coin.

You were an efficient employee.

You're a hog for eating all the cake.

You were fired for infecting the company's network.

You got stuck in the elevator on the first day of the job.

You ate cake with the CEO.

You explored the depths of the office.

You became morbidly obese.

You drank coffee before bedtime and became an insomniac.

You were often seen going to the bathroom.

You completely ignored the Janitor.

You annoyed certain co-workers by talking too much.

You washed your hands after peeing.

You couldn't keep your fingers off of other peoples PC's.

You peed without washing your hands.

You were well hydrated.

You gained a few pounds.

You were a social butterfly.

You received a gold watch for years of service.

You were best friends with the Janitor.

You became addicted to bean juice (a.k.a. coffee)