Cookie Clicker achievements
637 achievements on Steam
Rarest first. Published rarity by platform.
Each platform measures its own player population.Why that matters
Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison. Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them — Pyroblast does not recalculate them or mix player populations together.
Oft we mar what's wellSteam onlyPurchase 700 upgrades.
Steam5.6%
Endless cycleSteam onlySteam6.0%
Seven horseshoesSteam onlySteam6.3%
And a little extraSteam onlyBake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Steam6.4%
Rainy day fundSteam onlyBake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Steam6.5%
Gaseous assetsSteam onlySteam6.6%
SeptcentennialSteam onlyHave at least 700 of everything.
Steam6.7%
IntrospectionSteam onlyHave 700 You.
Steam6.8%
When the cookies ascend just rightSteam onlySteam6.9%
Where is my mindSteam onlyHave 700 cortex bakers.
Steam7.1%
Seedless to naySteam onlyConvert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Steam7.1%
Everyone everywhere all at onceSteam onlyHave 650 You.
Steam7.2%
ReincarnationSteam onlyAscend 100 times.
Steam7.3%
Keeper of the conservatorySteam onlyUnlock every garden seed.
Steam7.4%
Bottomless pitSteam onlyBake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Steam7.5%- Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)Steam only
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Steam7.5% 
Greener on the other sidesSteam onlyHave 700 idleverses.
Steam7.6%
What do you get for the baker who has everythingSteam onlyBake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Steam7.6%
Sexcentennial and a halfSteam onlyHave at least 650 of everything.
Steam7.8%
Liquid assetsSteam onlyHave your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Steam7.8%
A wizard is youSteam onlyCast 999 spells.
Steam7.9%
Four-leaf cookieSteam onlySteam8.1%
History in the bakingSteam onlyBake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Steam8.2%
Green, aching thumbSteam onlyHarvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Steam8.3%
Despite everything, it's still youSteam onlyHave 600 You.
Steam8.3%
Fake it till you bake itSteam onlyBake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Steam8.5%
By will alone I set my mind in motionSteam onlyHave 650 cortex bakers.
Steam8.5%- Can we get much higherSteam only
Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Steam8.6% 
PebcakesSteam onlyHave 700 javascript consoles.
Steam8.6%
Black cat's pawSteam onlyClick 7,777 golden cookies.
Steam9.2%
A round of applauseSteam onlyHave 1,000 cursors.
Steam9.7%
Lost your cosmic marblesSteam onlyHave 650 idleverses.
Steam9.7%
SexcentennialSteam onlyHave at least 600 of everything.
Steam9.8%
Debt evasionSteam onlyTake out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Steam10%
No time like the presentSteam onlyRedeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Steam10%
Last Chance to SeeSteam onlySteam10%
No nobility in povertySteam onlyOwn at least 500 of every stock market good.
Steam10%
Genetic bottleneckSteam onlyHave 550 You.
Steam10%- I'll rest when I'm deadSteam only
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Steam11% 
Max capacitySteam onlyBake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Steam11%
Divide and conquerSteam onlyHave 700 fractal engines.
Steam11%
All-natural cane sugarSteam onlySteam11%
Cardinal synapsesSteam onlyHave 600 cortex bakers.
Steam11%
HardcoreSteam onlyGet to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Steam11%
In her likenessSteam onlyShape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Steam11%
Hypersize meSteam onlyBake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Steam12%
Riding the Mersenne twisterSteam onlyHave 700 chancemakers.
Steam12%
Get with the programSteam onlyHave 650 javascript consoles.
Steam12%
Rookie numbersSteam onlyOwn at least 100 of every stock market good.
Steam12%
Quincentennial and a halfSteam onlyHave at least 550 of everything.
Steam12%
True NeverclickSteam onlySteam13%
Pyramid schemeSteam onlyUnlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Steam13%
Wrinkler pokerSteam onlyPoke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Steam13%
Bright side of the MoonSteam onlyHave 700 prisms.
Steam13%
Buy buy buySteam onlySpend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Steam13%
Speed baking IIISteam onlySteam14%
Reject reality, substitute your ownSteam onlyHave 600 idleverses.
Steam14%
Think bigSteam onlyBake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Steam14%
A beautiful mindSteam onlyHave 550 cortex bakers.
Steam14%
Full warehousesSteam onlyOwn at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Steam14%
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Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them. Pyroblast does not recalculate them and does not mix player populations together. Data updated .