Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies achievements

38 achievements on Steam

Rarest first. Published rarity by platform.

Each platform measures its own player population.Why that matters

Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison. Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them — Pyroblast does not recalculate them or mix player populations together.

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Minesweeper grand masterSteam only
Win 100 Minesweeper games
Steam0.3%
FirefighterSteam only
Extinguish 50 Fires
Steam0.3%
Slacker of the monthSteam only
Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
Steam0.4%
Snake grand masterSteam only
Get a score over 60 at Snake
Steam0.5%
RepairmanSteam only
Update the firmware of 100 cameras
Steam0.5%
Burp!Steam only
Drink 100 beers
Steam0.5%
Employee of the monthSteam only
Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
Steam0.6%
Virtual cats addictSteam only
Steam0.8%
The crazy colleagueSteam only
Steam0.8%
On a Roll!Steam only
As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row
Steam2.0%
Dance Dance Dale & DawsonSteam only
Dance for 3 min straight in one game
Steam2.5%
Smokers CoughSteam only
Smoke 100 cigarettes
Steam2.6%
Sticky BanditsSteam only
Place 15 sticky notes in one game
Steam2.6%
The traitorSteam only
Win as a Slacker Assistant
Steam3.4%
Sowing the seeds of doubtSteam only
Email the manager from another players PC
Steam3.5%
Don't mind meSteam only
Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
Steam4.5%
CrossedSteam only
Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
Steam6.7%
Receptionist is that you?Steam only
Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Steam7.0%
Who poisoned me?Steam only
Take 5 shit in the same game
Steam8.3%
Changed my mindSteam only
Be demoted from assistant
Steam9.1%
I'm the boss NOWSteam only
Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Steam9.5%
Trust issuesSteam only
Fire your own assistant
Steam11%
Picasso from the officeSteam only
Hang a drawing on the display board
Steam12%
Risky virusSteam only
Infect manager's computer
Steam13%
IT guySteam only
Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Steam13%
This will go to HRSteam only
Get fired as Manager
Steam14%
Who did this?Steam only
Enable servers after disabling them
Steam15%
World's best janitorSteam only
As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
Steam15%
UGH dammmitSteam only
Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Steam19%
Risky noteSteam only
Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Steam21%
No witnessesSteam only
Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Steam27%
Keep on slackingSteam only
Win a game as a slacker
Steam45%
Number twoSteam only
Get promoted to the assistant
Steam53%
YOU'RE FIREDSteam only
Fire another player
Steam57%
JanitorSteam only
Become the janitor
Steam64%
PopularSteam only
Receive a phone call
Steam71%
Pack your thingsSteam only
Get fired
Steam82%
Getting productiveSteam only
Complete all your tasks
Steam95%

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How rarity is calculated

Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison.

Steam — Valve's published global unlock percentage across Steam owners of the game.

Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them. Pyroblast does not recalculate them and does not mix player populations together. Data updated September 4, 2026.