Desert Child achievements
24 trophies on PlayStation
Rarest first. Published rarity by platform.
Each platform measures its own player population.Why that matters
Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison. Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them — Pyroblast does not recalculate them or mix player populations together.
You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score.PlayStation onlyYou did all the things.
PlayStation2.6%platinum
Hello, this is PabloPlayStation onlyAchieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.
PlayStation2.8%gold
ViciousPlayStation onlyFend off the police without being shot.
PlayStation3.2%gold
Smarter than smokingPlayStation onlyNever buy cigarettes.
PlayStation3.3%bronze
Bean MachinePlayStation onlyEat all the bean types.
PlayStation3.3%gold
Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?PlayStation onlyHave a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
PlayStation3.4%gold
Good morning video gamesPlayStation onlyStart a new game plus.
PlayStation3.7%silver
The Martian is a bad moviePlayStation onlySurvive a full month on Mars.
PlayStation3.8%silver
This is real funPlayStation onlyChill for over an hour.
PlayStation3.8%gold
Tony JonesPlayStation onlyBuy every newspaper.
PlayStation3.8%silver
Root VegetablesPlayStation onlyBeat the game.
PlayStation3.9%bronze
The absolute madmanPlayStation onlyEquip more than 30 power cells to a bike.
PlayStation4.0%bronze
Moriyama-sanPlayStation onlyComplete your record collection.
PlayStation4.3%gold
OldPlayStation onlyHave over $9000.
PlayStation4.6%silver
1991PlayStation onlyCollect all secret tapes.
PlayStation5.1%gold
Mr. BeanPlayStation onlyEat 5 bean types.
PlayStation5.3%silver
The stones on this guyPlayStation onlyAttempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger
PlayStation5.9%gold
NicePlayStation onlyHave 69% hunger.
PlayStation6.6%bronze
C.R.E.A.M.PlayStation onlyPhone mom for a loan.
PlayStation6.9%bronze
Aquaman talks to water, not fishPlayStation onlyBuy fish from the fishermen.
PlayStation8.1%bronze
Well...this is lowPlayStation onlySuccessfully rob a bike on the street.
PlayStation9.3%bronze
I'm the Lebanese Rambo!PlayStation onlyEat a snack pack without throwing up.
PlayStation9.6%bronze
World's Fastest PizzaPlayStation onlyTake a pizza delivery job.
PlayStation11%bronze
Two baboons at oncePlayStation onlyDestroy two enemies at the same time.
PlayStation68%bronze
Played Desert Child? See how many of these you've got.
- Which ones you've earned — and which you're missing
- Your rarest unlock, and where it ranks
- Your whole history for this game, on one timeline
- Steam, PlayStation, Xbox and Battle.net in one place
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How rarity is calculated
Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison.
- PlayStation — Sony's published earn rate across PlayStation Network players.
Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them. Pyroblast does not recalculate them and does not mix player populations together. Data updated .