Duke Nukem Forever achievements

62 achievements on Steam

Rarest first. Published rarity by platform.

Each platform measures its own player population.Why that matters

Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison. Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them — Pyroblast does not recalculate them or mix player populations together.

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Damn, I'm REALLY GoodSteam only
Steam1.5%
ScientitsSteam only
Steam1.7%
I Am All That Is Man - Again!Steam only
Steam1.7%
Bubble BusterSteam only
Steam1.8%
Damn, I'm GoodSteam only
Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty
Steam2.0%
Come Get a Little MoreSteam only
Steam2.0%
Call WaitingSteam only
Listen to all phone messages
Steam2.2%
PescaphobeSteam only
Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level
Steam2.2%
Bucket HeadSteam only
Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign
Steam2.5%
I Am All That Is ManSteam only
Discover all ego cap rewards
Steam2.6%
Passive AggressiveSteam only
Steam2.8%
Balls of SteelSteam only
Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP
Steam2.9%
Companion BarrelSteam only
Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop
Steam3.2%
Let's Rock OutSteam only
Steam3.6%
Come Get SomeSteam only
Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty
Steam4.0%
GunslingerSteam only
Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign
Steam4.1%
Party AnimalSteam only
Drink all of the beers in the strip club
Steam4.1%
ThreesomeSteam only
Steam4.3%
Another Piece of CakeSteam only
Steam4.4%
Hedonist, not MisogynistSteam only
Steam4.4%
Bloody Red RoverSteam only
Steam4.5%
Heart to HeartSteam only
Steam5.1%
Air-DukeSteam only
Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club
Steam6.9%
Freeze Well!Steam only
Kill 15 frozen aliens
Steam7.8%
TrapperSteam only
Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines
Steam8.3%
I Need a DateSteam only
Look at every page of a calendar in SP
Steam9.2%
Special ThanksSteam only
Watch the credits all the way through
Steam9.9%
Tosser... in the Literal SenseSteam only
Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects
Steam11%
Duke Angry, Duke Smash!Steam only
Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids
Steam16%
Let's RockSteam only
Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty
Steam16%
Sunday, Black SundaySteam only
Shoot down the blimp above the stadium
Steam18%
Hippy-StomperSteam only
Foot stomp 12 aliens
Steam19%
Substance AbuserSteam only
Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP
Steam20%
Lots of WhackingSteam only
Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club
Steam20%
Judge, Jury, ExecutionerSteam only
Execute 20 aliens
Steam20%
Sticky Bomb Like You!Steam only
Put a Trip Mine on a live alien
Steam20%
Fork the PorkSteam only
Kill 6 aliens with the forklift
Steam21%
Piece of CakeSteam only
Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty
Steam23%
Beating the One-Eyed WormSteam only
Defeat the Energy Leech
Steam23%
NomsSteam only
Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign
Steam24%
OctacideSteam only
Defeat the Octaking
Steam26%
I Need a TowelSteam only
Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs
Steam28%
A Good Dam FightSteam only
Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam
Steam29%
He's Got a Hologram!Steam only
Use a Holoduke in SP
Steam31%
Full Body TourettesSteam only
Get knocked down 10 times
Steam31%
Road RageSteam only
Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck
Steam33%
Turd BurglarSteam only
Find and steal a piece of poo
Steam36%
On the Noggin'Steam only
Kill 30 aliens with headshots
Steam36%
Dead UsefulSteam only
Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives
Steam37%
Not Bad for a HumanSteam only
Defeat the Alien Queen
Steam37%
Baron von NukemSteam only
Shoot down 20 alien fighters
Steam42%
Nuclear DevastationSteam only
Kill 250 aliens
Steam46%
Big Guns, Big ShipsSteam only
Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships
Steam46%
Pit ChampionSteam only
Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas
Steam50%
Natural Disaster 3xSteam only
Kill 3 aliens at once
Steam56%
AnnihilationSteam only
Kill 100 aliens
Steam61%
Nobody Likes a WhinerSteam only
Knock out the talent at the talk show
Steam70%
JuicedSteam only
Take steroids in SP
Steam73%
ExterminationSteam only
Kill 50 aliens
Steam75%
Flagon of ChucklesSteam only
Drink a beer in SP
Steam79%

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How rarity is calculated

Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison.

Steam — Valve's published global unlock percentage across Steam owners of the game.

Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them. Pyroblast does not recalculate them and does not mix player populations together. Data updated August 9, 2026.