Jazzpunk achievements
25 trophies on PlayStation
Rarest first. Published rarity by platform.
Each platform measures its own player population.Why that matters
Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison. Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them — Pyroblast does not recalculate them or mix player populations together.
The EndPlayStation onlyNow go outside
PlayStation54%platinum
Above And Beyond The Spider of DutyPlayStation onlyCollect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
PlayStation56%bronze
Serious Degaussing SkillsPlayStation onlyDegauss 4 undercover agents in the park
PlayStation56%bronze
Verbal Morality StatutePlayStation onlyDial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
PlayStation56%gold
ConversationalistPlayStation onlyTalk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
PlayStation60%bronze
Around The World In 80 PunsPlayStation onlyVisit all travel destinations in the world
PlayStation60%silver
PolyplegicPlayStation onlyLand awkwardly while diving at the pool
PlayStation61%bronze
DJ PolyblankPlayStation onlyScratch two compact disc records
PlayStation63%silver
Jacques Voyeur: Room ExplorerPlayStation onlyExplore other guest rooms at the resort
PlayStation65%bronze
A Kissenger For All SeasonsPlayStation onlyGet kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
PlayStation66%silver
Long Distance ChargesPlayStation onlyExplore the rotary phone menu options
PlayStation66%bronze
Clean As A WhistlePlayStation onlyFind and utilize a bidet
PlayStation67%bronze
Insurance Premiums IncreasePlayStation onlyShatter all vases in the shop
PlayStation67%gold
Don't Get InvolvedPlayStation onlyKiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
PlayStation68%bronze
Exume To ConsumePlayStation onlyDiscovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
PlayStation68%gold
Hasselhoff In A PinchPlayStation onlyRescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
PlayStation68%silver
Heroine ChicPlayStation onlyApply lipstick VERY generously to your face
PlayStation69%gold
Saliva SurrogatePlayStation onlyAssist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
PlayStation72%bronze
Bloody Mary On The RocksPlayStation onlyServe a bloody mary
PlayStation72%gold
Breaking The MoldPlayStation onlyConsume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
PlayStation73%silver
But She Can Fly...PlayStation onlyWin a round of pillow fight
PlayStation73%gold
Spongliform EncephalopathyPlayStation onlyConsume one brain steeped sandwich
PlayStation75%silver
Data molePlayStation onlySmuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
PlayStation76%silver
Essense of PigeonPlayStation onlySpray 3 people with pheromones
PlayStation77%gold
Face InfectorsPlayStation onlyDefeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
PlayStation83%silver
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How rarity is calculated
Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison.
- PlayStation — Sony's published earn rate across PlayStation Network players.
Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them. Pyroblast does not recalculate them and does not mix player populations together. Data updated .