No, I'm not a Human achievements
60 achievements on Steam
Rarest first. Published rarity by platform.
Each platform measures its own player population.Why that matters
Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison. Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them — Pyroblast does not recalculate them or mix player populations together.
Rise up and walkSteam onlySteam1.0%
Phone BookSteam onlyMake a call to every number
Steam1.3%
Bring me a dreamSteam onlySteam1.5%
Undulations of CapricornSteam onlySteam2.0%
The WolflordSteam onlySteam2.0%
MartyrSteam onlySteam2.3%
The Whisperer in DarknessSteam onlySteam2.3%
You're Fired!Steam onlySteam3.1%
Everywhere at the End of TimeSteam onlyUnlock all endings
Steam3.4%
The Usual SuspectsSteam onlyMeet all characters at least once
Steam5.1%
Bullet DodgerSteam onlySteam5.2%
A Very Sad PoemSteam onlySteam6.2%
In the darkSteam onlySteam6.7%
The Child of DoomSteam onlySteam7.0%
Over the Garden WallSteam onlyWitness every window scene
Steam7.3%
Wait...Steam onlySteam9.0%
Family DinnerSteam onlyDon't refuse anyone entry
Steam9.6%
Breakfast of ChampionsSteam onlyNothing’s better than coffee and a cigarette
Steam9.6%
Welcome to FEMASteam onlySteam9.8%
You Weren't Supposed to Hear ThatSteam onlySteam10%
RadioactiveSteam onlyHear all the radio messages
Steam10%
Fog-in-the-boxSteam onlySteam11%
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?!Steam onlySteam11%
The road to the Mushroom LandSteam onlySteam11%
Event HorizonSteam onlySteam11%
Happier DaysSteam onlySteam12%
Bullets to spareSteam onlyShoot 30 times in total
Steam12%
TAKE RESPONSIBILITYSteam onlySteam14%
Watch and learnSteam onlyTeach a young man the meaning of murder
Steam14%
SommelierSteam onlyFill your belly
Steam15%
Embrace The InevitableSteam onlySteam15%
May Death Cleanse us of Our Sins!Steam onlySteam16%
Shroom or DoomSteam onlySteam16%
Yes, I'm a MurdererSteam onlySteam17%
Hot PotatoSteam onlySteam21%
Idiot BoxSteam onlyWatch all the TV shows
Steam21%
I AM THE LAWSteam onlySteam22%
Pest ControlSteam onlySteam23%
Story Was a Little DrySteam onlyBeat the game without drinking kombucha
Steam23%
The End?Steam onlySurvive till the end
Steam27%
A House with HistorySteam onlyExplore the past of your home
Steam27%
FrenemySteam onlyKill the same character both as a human and a Visitor
Steam32%
House of the LivingSteam onlyPrevent Visitors from killing anyone during the first week
Steam35%
No, I'm Not AloneSteam onlySteam37%
Walk A Mile in Their ShoesSteam onlySteam40%
What THE HELL Was That?!Steam onlySteam41%
Amateurish ExorcismSteam onlySteam45%
No, I'm not a VisitorSteam onlySteam45%
Do Not DisturbSteam onlySteam47%
Lost in the RootsSteam onlyLearn the secrets of immortality from the Forest
Steam47%
Wrath of the VigilanteSteam onlySteam52%
Your Fluffy MasterSteam onlyFeed the cat
Steam57%
Yes, I'm AloneSteam onlySteam58%
Soooooo...Steam onlySteam59%
Harsh CompromiseSteam onlyAccept a bribe. Shameless
Steam70%
Special DeliverySteam onlyOrder something from ForRest
Steam72%
First time?Steam onlyMisidentify a Visitor
Steam74%
Come and seeSteam onlySteam84%
TV Made Me Do ItSteam onlyCheck a person for Visitor signs for the first time
Steam87%
Not on my watch!Steam onlyIdentify a Visitor and take action
Steam91%
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How rarity is calculated
Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison.
- Steam — Valve's published global unlock percentage across Steam owners of the game.
Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them. Pyroblast does not recalculate them and does not mix player populations together. Data updated .