Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator achievements
19 trophies on PlayStation
Rarest first. Published rarity by platform.
Each platform measures its own player population.Why that matters
Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison. Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them — Pyroblast does not recalculate them or mix player populations together.
PlatinumPlayStation onlyEarn all trophies
PlayStation0.9%platinum
Say No MorePlayStation onlyCompose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography, nudge nudge!".
PlayStation1.0%silver
The Number of The BeastPlayStation onlyMention Satan 66 times.
PlayStation1.3%gold
Family MattersPlayStation onlyCompose a phrase with "Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis".
PlayStation2.1%silver
No, You ArePlayStation onlyCompose a phrase with "You are silly, and everybody knows that!".
PlayStation2.2%silver
It's ElementaryPlayStation onlyCompose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".
PlayStation2.3%silver
How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?PlayStation onlyCompose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista and never watched Star Wars".
PlayStation2.5%silver
It Gets Boring After An HourPlayStation onlyPlay more than 100 duels.
PlayStation2.7%gold
Sparking ControversyPlayStation onlyCompose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".
PlayStation3.5%silver
Dirty Hungarian PhrasebookPlayStation onlyCompose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".
PlayStation3.8%silver
What Are You Doing in England?PlayStation onlyCompose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".
PlayStation5.1%silver
ClassicPlayStation onlyCompose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".
PlayStation9.8%silver
Don't Tell a SoulPlayStation onlyUnlock a secret character.
PlayStation12%gold
The B WordPlayStation onlyCompose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".
PlayStation12%silver
M-M-M-M-ONSTER INSULTPlayStation onlyTake 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult.
PlayStation30%gold
It's Getting CrowdedPlayStation onlyUnlock two additional characters.
PlayStation31%gold
Learn The Meaning of LifePlayStation onlyComplete the Insulting Tournament.
PlayStation39%gold
I Know Insults!PlayStation onlyPlay the basic tutorial.
PlayStation78%gold
Mic DropPlayStation onlyWin your first argument.
PlayStation82%gold
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Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them. Pyroblast does not recalculate them and does not mix player populations together. Data updated .