The Stanley Parable achievements
10 achievements on Steam
Rarest first. Published rarity by platform.
Each platform measures its own player population.Why that matters
Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison. Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them — Pyroblast does not recalculate them or mix player populations together.
CommitmentSteam onlyPlay The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Steam2.8%
UnachievableSteam onlyIt is impossible to get this achievement.
Steam6.1%
Speed runSteam onlyComplete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Steam6.7%
Go outsideSteam onlyDon't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Steam17%
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Steam22%
Click on door 430 five times.Steam onlyClick on door 430 five times.
Steam39%
AchievementSteam onlyThis is an achievement.
Steam48%
You can't jumpSteam onlyNo seriously, we disabled it.
Steam69%
Welcome back!Steam onlyQuit the game and then start it again.
Steam77%
Beat the gameSteam onlyComplete The Stanley Parable.
Steam79%
Played The Stanley Parable? See how many of these you've got.
- Which ones you've earned — and which you're missing
- Your rarest unlock, and where it ranks
- Your whole history for this game, on one timeline
- Steam, PlayStation, Xbox and Battle.net in one place
Free. Takes about a minute.
How rarity is calculated
Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison.
- Steam — Valve's published global unlock percentage across Steam owners of the game.
Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them. Pyroblast does not recalculate them and does not mix player populations together. Data updated .