Two Point Hospital achievements

61 achievements on Steam

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Diversified PortalooSteam only
Have at least one of each type of ambulance fully upgraded in the same hospital.
Steam0.3%
It's a Wind-upSteam only
Collect 20 patients in one trip with a Pantomobile.
Steam0.3%
The (Seventh) New Gold StandardSteam only
Earn 108 Gold Stars
Steam0.4%
Life, the Universe and EverythingSteam only
Complete Wave 42 on Topless Mountain
Steam0.5%
The (Sixth) New Gold StandardSteam only
Earn 99 Gold Stars
Steam0.6%
Strength in NumbersSteam only
Complete Superbug Project "Learning Machine Learning"
Steam0.6%
Greener GrassSteam only
Maximise your Green Energy capacity in Windsock
Steam0.7%
SymbiosisSteam only
Unlock every plot in Overgrowth
Steam0.7%
You Got All The Best LinesSteam only
Reach the top of every league table at once for 3 months
Steam0.7%
Character DevelopmentSteam only
Train Roderick Cushion to Level 5 at Plywood Studios
Steam0.7%
Animation & SanitationSteam only
Activate every Robo-Janitor prototype in Chasm 24
Steam0.8%
High BrowSteam only
Steam0.8%
The (Fifth) New Gold StandardSteam only
Earn 90 Gold Stars
Steam0.8%
Good VIBErationsSteam only
Achieve a high VIBE rating at Fitzpocket Academy
Steam0.9%
Serial CollaboratorSteam only
Complete 50 Research Nodes
Steam0.9%
De-Lux SuiteSteam only
Steam1.0%
Sick-in-the-MudSteam only
Complete Wave 18 at Mudbury Festival
Steam1.0%
The (Fourth) New Gold StandardSteam only
Earn 81 Gold Stars
Steam1.0%
Intensive Car UnitSteam only
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Speedy Recovery
Steam1.1%
BesterizerSteam only
Send 100 cured patients through the Yesterizer in Clockwise-above-Thyme
Steam1.2%
World 2Steam only
Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Mitton University, Tumble & Flemington
Steam1.3%
The (Third) New Gold StandardSteam only
Earn 72 Gold Stars
Steam1.3%
Days of Suture PastSteam only
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in A Stitch In Time
Steam1.4%
De-Light Saving TimeSteam only
Cure a patient with Lightheadedness, Beheadedness, Hotheadedness, and Byteheadedness in Clockwise-above-Thyme
Steam1.5%
Arts & Plaster CastsSteam only
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Culture Shock
Steam1.5%
Vote WindsockSteam only
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Off The Grid
Steam1.5%
Stealthily HealthilySteam only
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Close Encounters
Steam1.6%
Rose Amongst The PigeonsSteam only
Expose 50 Alien Infiltrators
Steam1.7%
The (Second) New Gold StandardSteam only
Earn 63 Gold Stars
Steam1.7%
World 1Steam only
Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Hogsport, Lower Bullocks & Flottering
Steam1.9%
Environmentally FriendliestSteam only
Receive the highest possible Eco Rating
Steam2.0%
Busman's HolidaySteam only
Earn 1 Star at each hospital on Pebberley Island
Steam2.1%
Curing SpreeSteam only
Steam2.1%
Kissed by a NurseSteam only
Cure a patient with Frogborne
Steam2.2%
First Catch Your PlantSteam only
Cure a patient in the Herb Garden
Steam2.2%
The New Gold StandardSteam only
Earn 54 Gold Stars
Steam2.3%
Now Even CheesierSteam only
Steam2.7%
Swiss Cheese HospitalSteam only
Cure 100 patients from time portals in a single year
Steam2.7%
High Altitude Health ServiceSteam only
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in the Pointy Mountains
Steam3.2%
Furry Good ReviewSteam only
Steam3.4%
Cut AboveSteam only
Train a World-Class Surgeon
Steam3.5%
Pointy Mountain G.O.A.TSteam only
Earn 45 Gold Stars
Steam3.6%
Always Be CuringSteam only
Run 50 Marketing Campaigns
Steam5.6%
I'd Like To Thank My MotherSteam only
Win every award in a single hospital
Steam6.6%
Jung at HeartSteam only
Train a World-Class Psychiatrist
Steam6.7%
Dr KnowSteam only
Train a World-Class Researcher
Steam6.9%
Inter-CountinentalSteam only
Earn 30 Gold Stars
Steam7.8%
Well-InformedSteam only
Complete 50 Research Projects
Steam9.0%
JUMBOSteam only
Reach $50,000,000 Organisation Value
Steam9.5%
IcebreakerSteam only
Complete Superbug Project "Hair Removal"
Steam11%
Peer-ReviewedSteam only
Complete a Multiplayer Challenge
Steam14%
Generating BusinessSteam only
Steam16%
Two Point BountySteam only
Earn 10,000 Kudosh
Steam16%
Double DoubleSteam only
Have a Level 20 Hospital
Steam19%
County-WideSteam only
Earn 15 Gold Stars
Steam23%
I. See. You.Steam only
Capture 100 Ghosts
Steam24%
Low BrowSteam only
Steam31%
Bells & WhistlesSteam only
Conduct 25 Machine Upgrades
Steam35%
Teach a Man to Hospital...Steam only
Cure 1000 Patients
Steam35%
Double DigitsSteam only
Have a Level 10 Hospital
Steam59%

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Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison.

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Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them. Pyroblast does not recalculate them and does not mix player populations together. Data updated July 3, 2026.