Obiettivi di Breathedge 2

No idea what I was celebrating, but I celebrated hard.

Scrounging up a pile of Oxyworms is easy. You don't even have to dig for them—beautiful!

I wonder how many more crates and barrels I have to smash before I become a crime boss?

Hehehehe, h-hic

To catch a mole, you have to think like a mole.

A tour of the toilets gives you a truly unique perspective on any city.

You have to conserve light, then put the savings away in Grandma's china cabinet for later.

Prank calling is fun until someone pulls your ear. After that, you'll have to use the other ear to keep at it.

Early bird gets the trash!

Grandpa taught me to help women. He never specified what condition they had to be in.

The important thing is to work out. What you use is just a technicality.

A basic human instinct: the urge to hit things with a crowbar.

Only a real man would dare oppose a granny on a bus.

Mbyae the oderr of lterets isn't so imprnotat, as it semes, but it's btteer coerrct tahn not. Plrbbaoy.

Hail, Caesar! Though I'm more of a Cobb salad guy.

Anyone can handle a computer. Especially when the task is to break it. Proven by millions of sysadmins across the galaxy.

Any password can be cracked, especially if you already know it and carefully type it in from a piece of paper.

If a real man wants to smell space, he does it—regardless of what some so-called scientists say about it being impossible.

Who even keeps count of this crap?

Building one snowman is basically a full gym workout. Then again, so is literally anything—there’s not much to do in a gym anyway.

There is no crime more heinous than depriving law enforcement of its primary nutrient.

Sometimes covering your face can be useful, and it might even give you strength. Whether it’s a pimple on your nose or you’re a terrifying spawn of guilt and sorrow from another dimension with a giant knife, for example.

You can live forever through art! Unless they put it back in the sewer, of course.

The perfect tool for expanding your vocabulary with colorful expressions from the driver and passengers, especially if you yank it at full speed.

The hallmark of bullshit. Or how did that saying go?

The Leader can do no wrong; it's the underlings who are the problem. Look at them, flying around instead of working.

Just another toilet.

Statistically, over 80% of couples who hang love locks eventually break up. Knock the locks off, keep families together!

Making friends in space is easy. Look how many are lying around! And they keep quiet, unlike the living.

Come on, you have to.

The important thing here is letting your imagination take flight, not your ship.

I don't know how many people it takes to screw in a light bulb, but it only takes one man to unscrew it.

Every station needs an attendant.

What you don't see can't hurt you.