Obiettivi di Journey To The Savage Planet: Employee Of The Month

Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.

Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.

Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".

Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!

Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground

You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.

Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.

Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.

Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex

Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!

Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!

Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!

Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.

Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.

Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1

3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!

Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.

Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 45 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.

Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!

Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.

You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!

Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1

Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.

Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1

Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...

Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.

Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...

Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.

Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.

Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!

Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.

Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...

Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!

Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.

Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.

Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.

Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.

Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!

Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!

Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...

Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!

Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!

Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!

Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!

You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!

Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.

Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!

Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.

Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?