POSTAL 2 achievements
89 achievements on Steam
Rarest first. Published rarity by platform.
Each platform measures its own player population.Why that matters
Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison. Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them — Pyroblast does not recalculate them or mix player populations together.
Harder than r/gonewildSteam onlyCompleted Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Steam3.0%
Adderall4AllSteam onlyCompleted Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Steam3.1%
My Name is JesusSteam onlyCompleted Paradise Lost with no kills.
Steam3.1%
Ode to EddingsSteam onlySteam3.3%
Scientology Level: OT VIIISteam onlyCompleted the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Steam3.3%
You Snow Nothing John BlowSteam onlyPeed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Steam3.4%
CAN YOU DIG IT?!Steam onlyCompleted the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Steam3.6%
Rich on RedditSteam onlySold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Steam3.7%
PooMasherSteam onlySteam3.7%
Hobo SexualSteam onlySteam3.8%
Ladies Love CakeSteam onlySteam3.8%
40 Year Old VirginSteam onlyCompleted the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Steam3.8%
Gary vs. The K. ManSteam onlySteam4.1%
Planet of the Apes: The MusicalSteam onlyCompleted the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Steam4.1%
Anustart!Steam onlyCompleted the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Steam4.2%
BioShockedSteam onlySpent $2000 on vending machines.
Steam4.4%
Dick MessageSteam onlySteam4.5%
Michonne ain't got nothin' on meSteam onlyResurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Steam4.5%
Ape GapeSteam onlySteam4.6%
Better than POSTAL IIISteam onlyRescued your loyal companion.
Steam4.6%
SCREW that game!Steam onlySteam4.7%
Fear and LoathingSteam onlySmoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Steam4.7%
Gettin DP'dSteam onlyMade 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Steam4.8%
Hello, NewmanSteam onlyKicked 30 dogs.
Steam5.0%
Pussy on a PedestalSteam onlySlaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Steam5.4%
Uncle T-BagSteam onlyEscaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Steam5.5%
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout MuhammadSteam onlyReunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Steam5.5%
Don't taze me, bro!Steam onlyZapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Steam5.6%
Ginger MintSteam onlySteam6.0%
Rain on your Wedding DaySteam onlyReunited with an old flame.
Steam6.0%
Cesar Millan is Very HappySteam onlyMauled 30 people with your dog.
Steam6.3%
I don't need virgins for thisSteam onlySuicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Steam6.4%
Holocaust: Part DeuxSteam onlyReunited with an old enemy.
Steam6.7%
One time, at band camp...Steam onlySaved the marching band from explody death.
Steam6.9%
GABAGOOOOOL!Steam onlyReunited with an old friend.
Steam8.1%
Señor CornballerSteam onlyAte 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Steam8.2%
John Rambo'd!Steam onlySteam8.4%
Running With ScissorsSteam onlyRan 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Steam8.5%
Found 'em faster than GWBSteam onlySteam8.5%
Chapelle's ShowSteam onlyLured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Steam8.7%
I should buy a boatSteam onlyRead the newspaper every day.
Steam8.9%
Rick Grimes 4 LifeSteam onlyMade 30 zombies lose their heads.
Steam9.0%
Thanks for the money!Steam onlyFinished all seven days.
Steam9.1%
Reddit would be proud.Steam onlyHoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Steam9.1%
Anger Management With Roger ClemensSteam onlyNailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Steam9.8%
Rebecca Black's NightmareSteam onlyTotaled 30 cars.
Steam9.8%
RAFIBOMB!!!Steam onlyKicked 10 people in the balls.
Steam10%
Shiva BlastSteam only"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Steam10%
I swear, I thought it was a home fillSteam onlyExploded a nuclear bomb.
Steam10%
There's always money in the banana standSteam onlySteam10%
I Am LegendSteam onlyCommitted suicide... the Taliban way.
Steam11%
Chuck Norris'd!Steam onlyKilled someone with a flying jump kick.
Steam11%
Paid the PiperSteam onlySuccessfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Steam13%
A-Rod Who?Steam onlyWhacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Steam13%
I'm not even supposed to be here today!Steam onlySteam13%
You are not aloneSteam onlySteam14%
Screw Bill Lumbergh!Steam onlySurvived Saturday.
Steam14%
Door MatSteam onlySevered all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Steam14%
Darth Maul'd!Steam onlySliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Steam14%
FAB-U-LOUS!Steam onlyWore all three outfits.
Steam15%
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How rarity is calculated
Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison.
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Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them. Pyroblast does not recalculate them and does not mix player populations together. Data updated .