POSTAL 2 achievements

89 achievements on Steam

Rarest first. Published rarity by platform.

Each platform measures its own player population.Why that matters

Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison. Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them — Pyroblast does not recalculate them or mix player populations together.

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  • Harder than r/gonewildSteam only

    Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

    Steam3.0%
  • Adderall4AllSteam only

    Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

    Steam3.1%
  • My Name is JesusSteam only

    Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

    Steam3.1%
  • Ode to EddingsSteam only
    Steam3.3%
  • Scientology Level: OT VIIISteam only

    Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

    Steam3.3%
  • You Snow Nothing John BlowSteam only

    Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

    Steam3.4%
  • CAN YOU DIG IT?!Steam only

    Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

    Steam3.6%
  • Rich on RedditSteam only

    Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

    Steam3.7%
  • PooMasherSteam only
    Steam3.7%
  • Hobo SexualSteam only
    Steam3.8%
  • Ladies Love CakeSteam only
    Steam3.8%
  • 40 Year Old VirginSteam only

    Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

    Steam3.8%
  • Gary vs. The K. ManSteam only
    Steam4.1%
  • Planet of the Apes: The MusicalSteam only

    Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

    Steam4.1%
  • Anustart!Steam only

    Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

    Steam4.2%
  • BioShockedSteam only

    Spent $2000 on vending machines.

    Steam4.4%
  • Dick MessageSteam only
    Steam4.5%
  • Michonne ain't got nothin' on meSteam only

    Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

    Steam4.5%
  • Ape GapeSteam only
    Steam4.6%
  • Better than POSTAL IIISteam only

    Rescued your loyal companion.

    Steam4.6%
  • SCREW that game!Steam only
    Steam4.7%
  • Fear and LoathingSteam only

    Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

    Steam4.7%
  • Gettin DP'dSteam only

    Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

    Steam4.8%
  • Hello, NewmanSteam only

    Kicked 30 dogs.

    Steam5.0%
  • Pussy on a PedestalSteam only

    Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

    Steam5.4%
  • Uncle T-BagSteam only

    Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

    Steam5.5%
  • Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout MuhammadSteam only

    Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

    Steam5.5%
  • Don't taze me, bro!Steam only

    Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

    Steam5.6%
  • Ginger MintSteam only
    Steam6.0%
  • Rain on your Wedding DaySteam only

    Reunited with an old flame.

    Steam6.0%
  • Cesar Millan is Very HappySteam only

    Mauled 30 people with your dog.

    Steam6.3%
  • I don't need virgins for thisSteam only

    Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

    Steam6.4%
  • Holocaust: Part DeuxSteam only

    Reunited with an old enemy.

    Steam6.7%
  • One time, at band camp...Steam only

    Saved the marching band from explody death.

    Steam6.9%
  • GABAGOOOOOL!Steam only

    Reunited with an old friend.

    Steam8.1%
  • Señor CornballerSteam only

    Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

    Steam8.2%
  • John Rambo'd!Steam only
    Steam8.4%
  • Running With ScissorsSteam only

    Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

    Steam8.5%
  • Found 'em faster than GWBSteam only
    Steam8.5%
  • Chapelle's ShowSteam only

    Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

    Steam8.7%
  • I should buy a boatSteam only

    Read the newspaper every day.

    Steam8.9%
  • Rick Grimes 4 LifeSteam only

    Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

    Steam9.0%
  • Thanks for the money!Steam only

    Finished all seven days.

    Steam9.1%
  • Reddit would be proud.Steam only

    Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

    Steam9.1%
  • Anger Management With Roger ClemensSteam only

    Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

    Steam9.8%
  • Rebecca Black's NightmareSteam only

    Totaled 30 cars.

    Steam9.8%
  • RAFIBOMB!!!Steam only

    Kicked 10 people in the balls.

    Steam10%
  • Shiva BlastSteam only

    "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

    Steam10%
  • I swear, I thought it was a home fillSteam only

    Exploded a nuclear bomb.

    Steam10%
  • There's always money in the banana standSteam only
    Steam10%
  • I Am LegendSteam only

    Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

    Steam11%
  • Chuck Norris'd!Steam only

    Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

    Steam11%
  • Paid the PiperSteam only

    Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

    Steam13%
  • A-Rod Who?Steam only

    Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

    Steam13%
  • I'm not even supposed to be here today!Steam only
    Steam13%
  • You are not aloneSteam only
    Steam14%
  • Screw Bill Lumbergh!Steam only

    Survived Saturday.

    Steam14%
  • Door MatSteam only

    Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

    Steam14%
  • Darth Maul'd!Steam only

    Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

    Steam14%
  • FAB-U-LOUS!Steam only

    Wore all three outfits.

    Steam15%

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Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them. Pyroblast does not recalculate them and does not mix player populations together. Data updated .

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