(the) Gnorp Apologue
Nothing to beat — this one gets played, not finished.
How hard is (the) Gnorp Apologue?
No rating — nothing to beat
There's nothing to beat here — no last boss, no credits. Ranked shooters, sandboxes, live-service games and endless runners don't get a difficulty score, because "how hard is it to finish" isn't a question you can ask about them. That's not the same as easy.
Rarest achievements
Published rarity by platform.
Steam
Y2KHave 20 drones die at the same time12%
Coax itCoax successfully 20 times in a row16%
Retro-Futuristic WarfareHave a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows19%
Gnorp Slam!Have 100 slammers20%
Uh, is this allowed?Acquire shards without having built the stash33%
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- Which ones you've earned — and which you're missing
- Your rarest unlock, and where it ranks
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About (the) Gnorp Apologue
(the) Gnorp Apologue is the journey of the gnorps as you guide them towards their goal of delightfully excessive wealth accumulation.
How rarity is calculated
Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison.
- Steam — Valve's published global unlock percentage across Steam owners of the game.
Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them. Pyroblast does not recalculate them and does not mix player populations together. Data updated .