(the) Gnorp Apologue achievements

17 achievements on Steam

Rarest first. Published rarity by platform.

Each platform measures its own player population.Why that matters

Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison. Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them — Pyroblast does not recalculate them or mix player populations together.

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Y2KSteam only
Have 20 drones die at the same time
Steam12%
Coax itSteam only
Coax successfully 20 times in a row
Steam16%
Retro-Futuristic WarfareSteam only
Have a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows
Steam19%
Gnorp Slam!Steam only
Have 100 slammers
Steam20%
Uh, is this allowed?Steam only
Acquire shards without having built the stash
Steam33%
(the) FinaleSteam only
Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue
Steam39%
SpeedSteam only
Reach the first compression event within 5 minutes of clicking the rock
Steam41%
What do I choose??Steam only
Have 3 unspent Zybellium
Steam47%
MY EYESSteam only
This is your own fault.
Steam52%
Gnorpcalibur!Steam only
Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock
Steam54%
They burn bright, and hit the rock so rightSteam only
Have 10 bombers bathed in fire at the same time
Steam57%
Mountaineers #1Steam only
Have mountaineers collect the most
Steam58%
It didn't deserve thisSteam only
Brutally, viciously murder a drone before its time by clicking on it
Steam69%
Getting somewhereSteam only
Prestige and have a total of 10 talent points
Steam72%
The ground tremblesSteam only
Reach your first compression event
Steam93%
New beginningSteam only
Prestige for the first time
Steam93%
A gnorp is bornSteam only
Get your first gnorp
Steam97%

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How rarity is calculated

Each platform calculates rarity from its own player population. These percentages are shown side by side but are not a controlled comparison.

Steam — Valve's published global unlock percentage across Steam owners of the game.

Percentages are shown exactly as each platform publishes them. Pyroblast does not recalculate them and does not mix player populations together. Data updated July 1, 2026.